LISTEN take me home has been out for almost two years and all this time i’ve been sitting here like “what the fuck does ‘hole in the middle of my heart like a polo’ even mean” i didn’t fucking know a polo was a lifesaver i thought they were singing about a goddamn shirt
aries: goes to amusement parks alone
taurus: punk and charitable
gemini: gets headaches when they see 3d movies
cancer: cute narcissist
leo: wears dad pants
virgo: likes to stick lit matches up their butt
libra: can name all the members of the beetles and hates themselves
scorpio: eats raw onions
sagittarius: selfish and beautiful
capricorn: has a hoard of ketchup packets
aquarius: shares their mcdonalds fries, is cool
pisces: acts like a goon
You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.
#are they leggings are they cardigans where is my tank top#oH HERE IT IS no this is a bra. i forgot i had this! where is my tank top#yoga pants black jeans black sweatshirt pencil skirt cardigan cardigan cardigan WHERE IS MY TANK TOP x
#SEE THIS SNAKE? #THIS SNAKE IS NOT A HORCRUX#THIS IS BRAZIL BOB #BOB JUST WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS AMIGOS AND RELATIVES AND EVEN THOUGH BOB WAS BORN IN THE ZOO HE STILL LONGS FOR BRAZIL #HARRY’S NEVER BEEN TO HOGWARTS BUT THAT’S MORE A HOME TO HIM THAN PRIVET DRIVE #BRAZIL IS BOB’S HOGWARTS #BOB IS NOT NAGINI #NOT A HORCRUX #CLEARBOBSNAME
HARRY AND BOB WERE BROS GUYS DON’T YOUR REMEMBER
I’m so glad that this post exists.
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE
With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.
When you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
I will be without internet for the foreseeable future, as I am moving tomorrow and am most likely not going to be able to afford internet services.
As such, I will be gone from this blog a lot. :(